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The jokes I did not understand as a child
(via thepeachiest)
(Source: juanthrne, via mockingjayinabluebox)
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
Too cute!!
judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.
judge:
(via nightingalemelodies)
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
(Source: pleatedjeans, via mockingjayinabluebox)
(Source: pleatedjeans, via mockingjayinabluebox)
My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
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(via onlylolgifs)
(Source: martinisauce, via totallygamer)
trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
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