DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
i literally watched this and waited for a really long time fuck you okay fuck you
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
Oh God, make it stop.
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Daenerys Targaryen meme: two episodes [2/2] → 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair
"I have a gift for you as well. Your life. […] Reject this gift, and I shall show you no mercy."
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
When you and your friends want to kill the avatar